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Couch Party Demo

by Womanthrower

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1.
Couch Party 01:23
Well I'm drunk again, with out any friends Those pussies all left, because they can't hang It's time I took matters into my own hands It's up to me to keep this party goin' Break out the bong, load up the fridge Tonight we're going over the edge Chug 'til you drown, smoke 'til you burn life or death is of no concern Kick out the jams, bust out the shred Stage dive from your couch to your bed A one man mosh, tanked up on sauce Doin drop kicks off the fuckin' walls Well I'm drunk again, with out any friends Those pussies all left, because they can't hang It's time I took matters into my own hand It's up to me to keep this party goin'
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If there's one thing I can't understand It's straight edge chumps with x's on their hands They've never had a sip or had a bad trip It's all the same, they still talk their shit Why do you drink? What good does it do? If I had to pick, I'd chose my brew over you No one can stand you, you're such a fucking drag All your friends hate you, cos you're always on the rag There's nothing you can do So have another brew Drown out their stupid voice They've already made their choice They say we shouldn't drink That's not the way I think They want to take my booze Better prepare to lose We'll burn your eyes With whiskey and rye We'll stick a keg hose Up into your nose We'll fill your veins With high proof grain We'll fill your head 'Til your drunk or You see their kind at every local show Annoyed and bothered by everyone who goes They're never in the pit, they're way too cool for it But if you ask me, I think they're full of shit Don't judge me when I'm falling on my ass Don't hold your nose when I smoke a little grass If you weren't such a prick you'd have a little fun But that's a stretch, your life is shit, so take it with a gun There's nothing you can do So have another brew Drown out their stupid voice They've already made the choice They say we shouldn't drink That's not the way I think They want to take my booze Better prepare to lose We'll burn your eyes With whiskey and rye We'll stick a keg hose Up into your nose We'll fill your veins With high proof grain We'll fill your head 'Til your drunk or dead The War on Sobriety
3.
So you want to party You better have a plan 'Cause if you want to drink I tell ya, I'm your man We're the kings of thrash Pills and grass Coke and hash We're the lords of glug Pints and mugs Shots and chugs Beer, Sex and Violence x2 The sovereigns of shred Bang your head Wake the dead The barons of beer Spreading the fear The party is here Beer, Sex and Violence x2 All we do is party All we know is thrash Speed metal punx Rude, crude and crass So if you want to party You better have a plan 'Cause if you want to drink I tell ya, I'm your man The sultans of speed Watch them bleed From our leads The monarchs of muff Skags and cunts Slores and sluts
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Double quarter pounder, baconators too You would be fat, if you ate like I do Pizza by the slice, doesn't that sound nice Combination lo mein with shrimp fried rice Hot pockets, bagel bites, don't even need to chew Do you have what it takes to join the fat dude crew? A chicken, a steak, a chicken fried steak You know I take my coffee with a little shake 'n' bake This world can not handle my unbridled girth If it were up to me i would deep fry the earth Tearing up the buffet without remorse And what about your drink? a diet coke of course Too fat, too fat to fuck Took off my clothes and she said, yuck Too fat, too fat to fuck Couldn't find my dick, so I'm outta luck Too fat, too fat to fuck She tried to roll off but the bitch got stuck Too fat, too fat to fuck Guess I'll stay in and call up pizza hut Off to rainbow lounge, a place for guys like me The drink specials suck, but the STD's are free I'm glad there's no weight cap for the titty bar only problem is, I need two spaces for my car The lights are turned down low, the broads are kinda slow Once your in the trailer park, anything goes I got my spanks on, and I'm looking to score Picked up a whore but we got stuck in the door Now the time is here, there's nothing left to fear She's DTF, and I'm in the fuckin clear just when I thought that I had a little luck My dick fell asleep, I couldn't get it up He couldn't get it up! Too fat, too fat to fuck Took off my clothes and she said, yuck Too fat, too fat to fuck Couldn't find my dick, so I'm outta luck Too fat, too fat to fuck She tried to roll off but the bitch got stuck Too fat, too fat to fuck Guess I'll stay in and call up pizza hut
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Lightyears away, a planet at bay Depleted of parties, cold beer and slaves A party thrash crew, left it abused The women they screwed can't help but feel used The jokes on them, they'll soon meet their end As a race of women plot their revenge We'll bleed their world, their brew and their men Show them what happens when you mess with femmes The amazonians are coming for revenge They will not cease 'til their world's avenged They come for our liquor, they come for our beer They come for everything that we hold so dear The keg ships descend, to bring us our end We are out numbered, we can not defend A hoarde of men are fed to the maw Like cattle lead by a primitive law Tractor beams taking oceans of booze The crippling of Earth, tightening the noose Women of Earth are left to lament The loss of our world, so quickly it went The amazonians are coming for revenge They will not cease 'til their world's avenged They come for our liquor, they come for our beer They come for everything that we hold so dear

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released April 3, 2014

John Womanthrower-Vocals
Noddles Von Boozenhammer-Guitar
Dirty Mike Beerdozer-Bass/vocals
Chris Bourbonslammer-Drums/vocals

Recorded by Dirty Derek Rivers

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