Couch Party Demo

by Womanthrower

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released April 3, 2014

John Womanthrower-Vocals
Noddles Von Boozenhammer-Guitar
Dirty Mike Beerdozer-Bass/vocals
Chris Bourbonslammer-Drums/vocals

Recorded by Dirty Derek Rivers

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Track Name: Couch Party
Well I'm drunk again, with out any friends
Those pussies all left, because they can't hang
It's time I took matters into my own hands
It's up to me to keep this party goin'

Break out the bong, load up the fridge
Tonight we're going over the edge
Chug 'til you drown, smoke 'til you burn
life or death is of no concern
Kick out the jams, bust out the shred
Stage dive from your couch to your bed
A one man mosh, tanked up on sauce
Doin drop kicks off the fuckin' walls

Well I'm drunk again, with out any friends
Those pussies all left, because they can't hang
It's time I took matters into my own hand
It's up to me to keep this party goin'
Track Name: The War on Sobriety
If there's one thing I can't understand
It's straight edge chumps with x's on their hands
They've never had a sip or had a bad trip
It's all the same, they still talk their shit
Why do you drink? What good does it do?
If I had to pick, I'd chose my brew over you
No one can stand you, you're such a fucking drag
All your friends hate you, cos you're always on the rag

There's nothing you can do
So have another brew
Drown out their stupid voice
They've already made their choice
They say we shouldn't drink
That's not the way I think
They want to take my booze
Better prepare to lose

We'll burn your eyes
With whiskey and rye
We'll stick a keg hose
Up into your nose
We'll fill your veins
With high proof grain
We'll fill your head
'Til your drunk or

You see their kind at every local show
Annoyed and bothered by everyone who goes
They're never in the pit, they're way too cool for it
But if you ask me, I think they're full of shit
Don't judge me when I'm falling on my ass
Don't hold your nose when I smoke a little grass
If you weren't such a prick you'd have a little fun
But that's a stretch, your life is shit, so take it with a gun

There's nothing you can do
So have another brew
Drown out their stupid voice
They've already made the choice
They say we shouldn't drink
That's not the way I think
They want to take my booze
Better prepare to lose

We'll burn your eyes
With whiskey and rye
We'll stick a keg hose
Up into your nose
We'll fill your veins
With high proof grain
We'll fill your head
'Til your drunk or dead

The War on Sobriety
Track Name: Beer, Sex, and Violence
So you want to party
You better have a plan
'Cause if you want to drink
I tell ya, I'm your man

We're the kings of thrash
Pills and grass
Coke and hash
We're the lords of glug
Pints and mugs
Shots and chugs

Beer, Sex and Violence x2

The sovereigns of shred
Bang your head
Wake the dead
The barons of beer
Spreading the fear
The party is here

Beer, Sex and Violence x2

All we do is party
All we know is thrash
Speed metal punx
Rude, crude and crass

So if you want to party
You better have a plan
'Cause if you want to drink
I tell ya, I'm your man

The sultans of speed
Watch them bleed
From our leads
The monarchs of muff
Skags and cunts
Slores and sluts
Track Name: Too Fat To Fuck
Double quarter pounder, baconators too
You would be fat, if you ate like I do
Pizza by the slice, doesn't that sound nice
Combination lo mein with shrimp fried rice
Hot pockets, bagel bites, don't even need to chew
Do you have what it takes to join the fat dude crew?
A chicken, a steak, a chicken fried steak
You know I take my coffee with a little shake 'n' bake
This world can not handle my unbridled girth
If it were up to me i would deep fry the earth
Tearing up the buffet without remorse
And what about your drink? a diet coke of course

Too fat, too fat to fuck
Took off my clothes and she said, yuck
Too fat, too fat to fuck
Couldn't find my dick, so I'm outta luck
Too fat, too fat to fuck
She tried to roll off but the bitch got stuck
Too fat, too fat to fuck
Guess I'll stay in and call up pizza hut

Off to rainbow lounge, a place for guys like me
The drink specials suck, but the STD's are free
I'm glad there's no weight cap for the titty bar
only problem is, I need two spaces for my car
The lights are turned down low, the broads are kinda slow
Once your in the trailer park, anything goes
I got my spanks on, and I'm looking to score
Picked up a whore but we got stuck in the door
Now the time is here, there's nothing left to fear
She's DTF, and I'm in the fuckin clear
just when I thought that I had a little luck
My dick fell asleep, I couldn't get it up

He couldn't get it up!

Too fat, too fat to fuck
Took off my clothes and she said, yuck
Too fat, too fat to fuck
Couldn't find my dick, so I'm outta luck
Too fat, too fat to fuck
She tried to roll off but the bitch got stuck
Too fat, too fat to fuck
Guess I'll stay in and call up pizza hut
Track Name: Revenge of the Amazonian Party Women from the Planet Beer
Lightyears away, a planet at bay
Depleted of parties, cold beer and slaves
A party thrash crew, left it abused
The women they screwed can't help but feel used
The jokes on them, they'll soon meet their end
As a race of women plot their revenge
We'll bleed their world, their brew and their men
Show them what happens when you mess with femmes

The amazonians are coming for revenge
They will not cease 'til their world's avenged
They come for our liquor, they come for our beer
They come for everything that we hold so dear

The keg ships descend, to bring us our end
We are out numbered, we can not defend
A hoarde of men are fed to the maw
Like cattle lead by a primitive law
Tractor beams taking oceans of booze
The crippling of Earth, tightening the noose
Women of Earth are left to lament
The loss of our world, so quickly it went

The amazonians are coming for revenge
They will not cease 'til their world's avenged
They come for our liquor, they come for our beer
They come for everything that we hold so dear