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Sagittarius-B lies so far away
A planet of partying bodacious babes
Where beer is worshipped as the source of all life
And men are enslaved as food for their wives
We will venture to where none other have dared
'Cause We have no fear where all others are scared
We are the few who can out drink the brood
Interstellar, party thrash dudes
Amazonian party women from the planet beer
All the ugly on these broads will drive a man queer
But when you're drinking from their streams of frothy, malted brew
You'll be drunk enough to fuck, chug and screw
(Repeat)
SWIG...DRINK...CHUG...BINGE x2
Now we head home from the planet of beer
Dirty's so drunk, he can't even steer
Tomorrow at work is really going to suck
But we'll be back next week to drink, chug and fuck
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Beerfluence
02:31
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We got a hobby, it's what we like to do
It involves beer, and jamming with the crew
Stupid fucking posers need not apply
This is the real deal, thrash until you die
It's Tuesday night and I'm ready to jam
Picked up the boys and a thirty of cans
We're out for blood and fueled by beer
Is that Bud Light? what are you queer?
I'd drink from the tap, if i wasn't banned
Guess I'll have to settle for a pony keg stand
Head to the show, ready to slam
Afterwards, hit up a shitty taco stand
BEER
BEER
Bring me a frosty one
BEER
Whose down for a shotgun
BEER
Flip cup and waterfall
BEER
Drink up, one and all
BEER
Ram's head and witches brew
BEER
Drink up and try not to spew
BEERFLUENCE x4
We got a hobby, it's what we like to do
It involves beer, and jamming with the crew
Stupid fucking posers need not apply
This is the real deal, thrash until you die
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Dutch Coven
02:11
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Deep within the night, shadows grow cold and grim
For the council of witches, that holds mass within
A circle unbroken around the cauldron
But it's not 'the eye of newt' that they're throwing in
One by one they step up, the ritual begins
They take a mighty dump to evoke the will of sin
Sulfur taints the air from the wiccans breaking wind
An exramental shade, fecal figured construction
PRAY...FOR... DEATH
HOLD...YOUR...BREATH
Horrid stench of flatulence
Basking in the ambience
Casting chants, but not with lips
Passing gas into the mist
Haze of filth that slowly creeps
Nauseous toxic vapors seep
Hypnotized by waves of stink
Where stool and magic link
Smell of the reek, so sickly and sweet
OH, DUTCH COVEN
Summon the smell, concocted from hell
OH, DUTCH COVEN
Take in the rot, so putrid and hot
OH, DUTCH COVEN
Take in a breath and try not to retch
OH, DUTCH COVEN, OH
Mass of the damned, of the mire and the ick
Forces of evil, congregation of the sick
Crones of the wind, Purveyors of the gale
Whores of the foul, of the stagnant and the stale
Horrid stench of flatulence
Basking in the ambience
Casting chants, but not with lips
Passing gas into the mist
Haze of filth that slowly creeps
Nauseous toxic vapors seep
Hypnotized by waves of stink
Where stool and magic link
PRAY...FOR...DEATH
HOLD...YOUR...BREATH
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